Will someone please make a Facebook app so I can pee?

I had a dream the other night that I lived inside Facebook. For the most part it was pretty cool. The only catch was you could only do something if there was a Facebook app for what you wanted to do. For instance, you used the cooking app to make food, the sleeping app to sleep, and so on. There was one major bug. THERE WAS NO APP FOR PEEING. I had to go really REALLY bad, too. So there I was, crossing my legs in Facebook waiting, pleeding, begging for some developer to make an app to let me pee. Then I woke up. I think its time to step away from the computer for a while.